drawesome | Challenge 69 -- In Space

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Challenge 69 -- In Space

Title: To My Son-In-Law
Artist:

minoanmiss
Rating: PG for a little rude language
Fandom: Planetary Sciences, Ancient Greek & Roman Mythology
Content Notes: artist's controversial opinion.

Dear Pluto,
Quityerbitchin.

When the humans found me sailing through the sky they hailed me as a new planet, sister to the Six. They named me after the Goddess of Grain and revered me. Then they discovered my siblings dancing around me and found they had a whole new sort of celestial object on their curious monkey paws. New to them anyway.

So they reclassified us. "Little stars." Asteroids.

And I kept on sailing through the sky.

Now it was your turn. They found you, then found your siblings in the Kuiper belt. But they found you first, King and Ambassador of the Kuiper belt. That's an impressive set of duties. It's not a demotion.

So quit complaining already. And take care of my daughter. That heart on your flank is her signature on your ass.

Love always,
Ceres